Tired of lazy bartenders making your Vodak Orange taste different every time you order one? Tired of allways having the same amount of straws in your beverage?

Meet the CNC-Bar! This machine creates the finest vodka drinks with numerically controlled precision! No more varying drink quality… um… well… Okay, drink quality still varies, but with this machine it’s because of the robot monkey that pours the orange juice. Much improved!

The bar that is a party on its own!

Our guarantee: Every drink contains one (biodegradable) straw on average.